The End.

Yesterday, I came across this article in Newpaper. Something about solar storm. I almost cried. But, being eighteen, I've mature. So, I won't cry. According to the article, space scientists predict that a solar storm is gonna hit Earth in the year 2012. Which means, we're all doomed. We'll be like dinosaurs. Extinct! The solar storm consists of three waves.

The first wave will cause all of the sattelites (I don't know how to spell that) to fall back to Earth like meteors.

The second wave is the radiation storm. Human beings on Earth will not be affected but astronauts outside of the Earth atmosphere will be vulnerable. So, handsome astronauts out there, don't go to space in the year 2012.

The third wave, CME, is the worst. It causes the Earth magnetic field to be distorted, causing an overload of current in power worldwide. Translation = we have to live without electricity.

Fresh water from the reservoirs can no longer be pumped to our houses. We will die of dehydration. We can no longer drive cars around but instead, use horses as transportation. Food cannot be processed or delivered. Millions of people will die of hunger!!!!!! The sewage system will be destructed. We'll all be smelly and die as smelly people. Planes will crash and trains will collide.

I called bf.

I said: "By!!!!!! We're doomed! It's gonna be the end of the world soon! And I'm not prepared! I've done so many sins! And I don't even have the time to get married to you cause we're all doomed!"

Bf said: "Then, you pray. Look, I wanna watch TV."

When bf says he wants to watch TV, it means he doesn't wanna entertain me and wants me to go away.

I don't know who to call, so I texted Sharizan to call me. Sharizan is a smart guy. He knows how to make sense of all of this crap.

I don't want to die at such an early age. I want to die as a really old lady at the age of 84.

I don't wanna die when it's Armegeddon. I'm not prepared! I don't wanna go to hell.

So, Sharizan provided me with some information.

Sharizan said: "The Mayan tribe (some tribal people) invented their own calender. And their calender stops on the 21st December 2012."

I said: "AAAAAAAAARGH! sobs sobs."

Sharizan said: "Anyway, you should watch the movie trailer for 2012. It shows this gigantic wave, bigger than the mount everest."

I said: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! sobs sobs."

Sharizan said: "Anyway, don't think too much. Scientists can only predict. Many times they are wrong. Heh, when that solar storm thing happens, I'll be in NS."

I mumbled some stuff to him.

Sharizan said: "You're CRAZY! No wonder your bf doesn't wanna entertain you. Anyway, you're wasting my prepaid."

I cried. Nobody wants to listen to me. Can't you see. We're all really doomed in only three years time! I have so many dreams. I want to go to University. Have a glamorous career and drive an Audi. Then, I wanna travel with my ma. After that, I wanna get married to bf. Have two kids and a maid. How can my dreams be achieved in just three years time?

Suddenly, nothing seems to be important anymore. The dresses in my closet are no longer pretty. GPA is just another number. The night sky seems dark and scary. I'm gonna die early. We're all gonna die early (except for the grandmothers and grandfathers out there). And I don't wanna die. Oh, God help us. We don't wanna die.

Not yet.