CHANEL

This is Chanel.

Bf's baby cat.
He got her a few days ago from a neighbor or something, I forgot.
Anyway, went to bf's house to see Chanel.
Chanel is a really skinny baby cat. And very tiny too. She's even smaller than Teddy.
Teddy will be obviously jealous about Chanel.
But yah. Do not tell Teddy about Chanel.


So, bf's ma fried some noodles. Eeeew. Yellow noodles. FATTENING!
There was no way I was gonna eat those noodles.
I've done so much for my current satisfactory but not so satisfactory body.
I want to lose more weight. Han Fei says I'll be prettier if skinnier. Sharizan says I'll be prettier if skinnier.
Bf's ma said: "Eat."
I said: "No."
Bf's pa said: "Eat."
I said: "No."
Bf said: "I'm gonna call Iza and talk to her. You better eat."
Iza is bf's ex gf who is very hot and each time someone talks about her I'll feel threatened.
But for now, no matter how many Izas there are in the world, I will not eat those fattening noodles.
Chanel said: "Mew mew."
Her mews sounded very soft and cute and everything adorable.
Bf gave her some rice and boiled fish.
Chanel ate the rice gratefully.
Bf said: "Look. Even Chanel eats rice."
I shouted: "I ate a lot of rice already at home just now. You told me last time that if I were to be fat, you'd run away!"
Bf shouted: "I'm gonna call Iza!"
I said to bf's ma: "Auntie! Your son's bullying me!"
Bf's ma said: "I don't know. I'm not involved."
I shouted at bf: "I'm gonna tell my ma you bullied me!"
My ma had forced me to eat rice and watched me throughout my lunch to make sure I didn't throw anything out.
Shit.
So I had to eat everything. I'm so fat now!
Chanel ignored the commotion. She just ate the rice. What a piggy baby cat.
After I ate two forkfuls of the oily, yellowish and fattening fried noodles (Just to make bf's ma happy), I went to see Chanel in her big cage.
She was asleep.


I shouted: "Wake up wake up!"
Chanel opened her eyes.
Closed them again.
I slapped Chanel's face.
I shouted: "Wake up you pig! Wake up!"
Bf said: "Let her sleep."
Bf's pa said: "Let her sleep."
I ignored bf.
I ignored bf's pa.
I continued slapping Chanel's face until she was fully awake.
I spent almost the whole afternoon playing with Chanel.
Chanel was like a furry ball of energy.
I was not bored of Chanel at all.
Chanel was not bored of running and biting my fingers and jumping around like a mad baby cat.
I cuddled Chanel. Kissed Chanel. Licked Chanel.
Okay, I was lying about that last part when I licked her.
Bf said: "You didn't even talk to me. You were only talking to Chanel."
I said: "Sorry."
And continued playing with Chanel.
Then, it was time to go bf's soccer match.
So I left Chanel in her cage reluctantly.
Gave her a tiny cuddle so as not to squash her.
I said: "Bye Chanel."


I think baby cats are cuter and more fun to play with than human babies.